Fun Ways To Answer The Phone at
- Yeah, what? (sound annoyed)
- Where did you get this number?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm licking your balls.
- Suicide Hotline, can you hold please?
- Whaaat? (in your best whiny voice)
- Dominoes, can you hold please? (our number is close to the local Dominoes')
- Thank you for calling Compaq Software Support. My name is Lord
Toad, may I have your area code and phone number please?
- Who dis?
- Wrong numba..
- You fool! You've ruined everything!
- Hello? No, I'm sorry [Insert name here] can't come to the phone. My dick's in their mouth.. - Lord Toad
- Waka waka beachside? You misdialed Fiji!
- I told you, I don't want your fuckin' newspaper!
- Annoying-ways-to-answer-the-phone 'R' Us..
- Yes, senator? (manly voice)
- Yes, Commissioner Gordon?
- Chair. (ask Evil Ed about this one)
- (dead silence)
- Don't you love me anymore?
- Hello? Oh fuck, quick, call back, I answered the phone wrong.
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