Fun Ways To Answer The Phone at

Yeah, what? (sound annoyed)
Where did you get this number?
W.A.S.T.E.
Yeah, yeah, I'm licking your balls.
Suicide Hotline, can you hold please?
Whaaat? (in your best whiny voice)
Dominoes, can you hold please? (our number is close to the local Dominoes')
Thank you for calling Compaq Software Support. My name is Lord Toad, may I have your area code and phone number please?
Who dis?
Wrong numba..
You fool! You've ruined everything!
Hello? No, I'm sorry [Insert name here] can't come to the phone. My dick's in their mouth.. - Lord Toad
Waka waka beachside? You misdialed Fiji!
I told you, I don't want your fuckin' newspaper!
Annoying-ways-to-answer-the-phone 'R' Us..
Yes, senator? (manly voice)
Yes, Commissioner Gordon?
Chair. (ask Evil Ed about this one)
(dead silence)
Don't you love me anymore?
Hello? Oh fuck, quick, call back, I answered the phone wrong.