House Rules at

# No dead things.
# No country music.
# Both sinks must be full before any dishes may be washed.
# You may not answer the phone "hello."
# You may not reboot the UNIX box. (Especially you, DJ Noise.)
# CB4 must be played on the big speakers.
# Star Trek takes precedence over all other plans if the TV is on.
# Do NOT go in there!
# Beer may only be used to bribe the neighbors.
# You may only smoke if you are on fire.
# All spare motherboards must be openly displayed.
# Modems must be swapped every ten days.
# Oxymoron is the biggest techie geek. Do not argue this fact.
# If there is no orange juice, you must go buy some.

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